Twattle

Word used to describe labia on a vagina that is excessive and loosely dangling, so much so that it resembles a turkey’s wattle; Hence combining the terms “twat” and “wattle”. Similarly used terms include Arby’s (Roast Beef) and Laffy Taffy.

Damn bruh, that chic from the club last night was fine as hell but the coochie had way too much twattle! I wasn’t ready for Thanksgiving dinner but I had to throw some baby gravy on it!

by cAAliKKing November 26, 2020

Twattleglum

During the act of felching, the partner shits in the other person mouh.

My husband accidentally twattleglummed me yesterday, it took me an hour to get out the taste.

by The Felcher Boys July 24, 2008

Twattled

The female act of Tea Bagging - the act of wrapping the vaginal lips around another person's nose

when I passed out at the party last night, instead of freezing my bra, I got Twattled!

by J DOWN** May 25, 2010

twattlecock

a complete douche bag that sucks at everything; ie. a giagantic dick who should have been aborted; what hubert farnsforth says in the futurama movie

your a fuckin twattlecock

by phillip jay fry the 94th December 27, 2007

pink little twittles

They are anyone's nipples

Tom asked me if I played with her pink little twittles while we had sex.

by Weeds July 10, 2005

twattle

The minor to the insult of twat, someone not quite as unlikable to deserve that insult.

"Dude, Lindsay is such a twat"
"Nah, Regina George is a twat, she's just a twattle."

by Captain Twattle August 10, 2012

twattledump

The act of a male or female releasing waste from an anus onto a womens genitalia.

Snoop DOGG is totally is going to twattledump snookies vaheezledum.

by I <3 HITLER!!! December 26, 2010