Twatterboarded

When a male is performing oral sex on a female,
who is sitting on his face, and she squirts in his
mouth right as he takes a breath causing him to
aspirate on her love juices.

Laurianne was riding my face and Twatterboarded me with no heads up whatsoever.

by bighurtrocks October 20, 2022

twitterbox

A chatter box that uses twitter as their delivery mechanism.

That twitterbox was posting every 90 seconds on the progress of her pedicure. It's a wonder her fingers don't fall off.

by us66 February 25, 2013

Twitterbook

When you update your Twitter status and use that same status for Facebook, or vice versa.

Jane: "You see Frank had the same status for Facebook and Twitter today?"

Sean: "Yeah I guess they're calling that Twitterbook now."

Jane: "He even used the same hash tag on Facebook."

Sean: "What a tool."

by C-Money8691 April 11, 2012

thotterbox

A girl so nasty, you can't call her anything else. It's all the ho terms put into one to name that ho.

That girl been with everyone, she such a thotterbox

by Big Papi March 7, 2016

twitterbook

(verb) When a Facebook user uses his/her status as they would use a Twitter.

Jane Doe is eating breakfast. 9:00am

Jane Doe is washing her dishes. 9:30am

Jane Doe doesn't like doing the dishes. 9:45am

John Doe things Jane Doe needs to stop Twitterbooking. 10:00am

by Rose Tyler-Tennant August 2, 2009

twatterboarding

Forcibly sit on someone's face, with your ladybits suffocating them.

Yo, that chick wanted me to eat her out so bad last night that she was twatterboarding me.

by Pentafrost July 18, 2015

Twatterblogger

A blog written and maintained by a sarcastic yet inciteful Cyber-Mistress whom embraces the absurdity of making a living in such a sexual field but finds it highly improper and usually never shows her twat but loves to tease and keeps an equally tantalizing blog of her endeavors. She also gets off on and enjoys denying it (further empowering and establishing her dominance) (Cyber- Mistress could be interchangeable with Cyber-Dom).

"Mistress Twatter wrote a educational, sexy yet hilarious blog post yesterday that made me get a full raging boner/drenched my panties while I laughed out loud simataniously, she's such a twatterblogger."

by MistressTwatter July 31, 2012