twatter

Someone who spends excessive amounts of time sharing too much information (T.M.I) on Twitter.

Amy: Did you see Hermann's tweet about taking a monstrous shit the other day?

Dave: Yea, he's become such a twatter!

by kabaum December 21, 2011

twatter

A person who has just hit you in the face and/or genitals

Jim's a effin' twatter for hitting me

by Mark Weldon September 17, 2003

twatter

someone who repeatedly posts twitter posts that nobody but themselves cares about

annyingtwt: jst woke up, the sunz up, fml
"Did you just read Paris Hiltons tweet"
"No because she is such a twatter"

by foxc September 21, 2009

twatter

A flirty, sexual charged message or photo sent via twitter. Although a twatter may be delivered via text message, it should not be confused with sext.

verb uses:

twatter. twattering. twattered.

noun usage: "In May 2011, Rep. Anthony Weiner (Dem, NY) blamed 'hackers' for a twatter sent from his twitter account."

verb usage: "In May 2011, Rep. Anthony Weiner (Dem, NY) admitted to the lying, saying he twattered it, not a hacker."

conversation between dan and joe:

dan: "What are you doing, Joe?"

joe: "Kate just sent me a twatter..."

dan: "What is that, like a sext?"

joe: "Yes... but it come in from twitter, so it's a twatter..."

dan: "Oh. OK. Can I see?"

joe: "Uhh. No."

dan: silent

joe: "if i showed you, than you would see my 'representative', because I started it by twattering her."

dan: "Thanks for warning me. I don't want to see your Weiner."

by eee-rrr-iii-ccc June 08, 2011

twatter

A twitter update given by an ObGyn to inform his staff of his status.

Dr. Scott twattered that he was off call in hopes that he would have a quiet anniversary dinner with his wife

by deerex December 02, 2009

Twatter

What the social media platform Twitter should be actually named. A mass group of Twats talking shite endlessly and thinking of themselves as modern-day Aristotles.

Mac was going to go on Twatter but realised he had a life and so closed the laptop and went out and met the world with a smile.

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

twatterism

Any insult that includes a reference to female genitalia.

Harmony was angry at Geoff after he used a twatterism.

by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018