Twatage

The art of being an absolute twat.

"Well that is just twatage!"

by CHARLIE STRING November 17, 2016

twatmaster

A twatmaster is someone who owns many twats and girlfriends , like Nour does

Hey Eric i am now a twatmaster because i am going out with alot of girls

by Nour S May 18, 2007

twatmaster

a pimp, with complete control over all the twat in his domain

No bitches wanted me when I worked at Burger King, but this big time job waiting tables at Denny's has transformed me into the...da da da da...twatmaster. That's clit commander in layman's terms.

by Nick D February 11, 2003

twatbaggery

Actions which are like those of a twatbag

A: Did you see those two boys egging each other in a crowded cafeteria
B: yeah that sure was some twatbaggery

by Sir twaty January 16, 2010

cunty twatbag

When a persons evil and nasty nature can no longer be defined in simpler terms

Maryanne has a small child she ditches every night for a new man, WHAT a cunty twatbag !!!

by jennypooh July 22, 2016

twatmates

Two men, usually friends, who have both shared a twat, ie have both shagged the same woman. Also, see custard cousins.

I had a go on that bike from the pub at the weekend. That means you and I are now twatmates.

by 7Kev7 December 27, 2007

twatmancer

A word used only during a moment of strong rage used to describe a complete and utter twat

"you hurt me you TWATMANCER"

by G 24/7 March 4, 2017