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Nectar of the Tards

A sickly sweet, yellow-green carbonated soft drink also known a Mountain Dew. It is said by retards that Mountain Dew gives gives them other-worldly hyper-awareness and the ability to crash into passers-by at public libraries while they attempt lame skateboarding moves.
Chris guzzled a pint of Nectar of the Tards before running into old people coming out of the library entrance.
by zardoz88 December 13, 2009
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tards, etc

defines a large or small group of select individuals who have no clue what they are doing and excel in the mastery of incompentency and mediocracy
Joe and his colleague Olivia are real tards, etc as they never think outside the box and both disappoint senior management without fail.
by quantasaurous June 23, 2009
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Tardspark

Similar to the "Allspark" in the Transformers franchise which sparks independent life in electronic/mechanical objects upon contact, the Tardspark is a person who acts like a tard and sparks a spontaneous chain-reaction of tard-like behavior in those people around him/her. A person who encourages and/or instigates tard-like behavior in others.
Otherwise peaceful gathering in the movie theater courtyard. Suddenly, tard A starts yelling at and mooning passersby - convinces his friends to do the same. Security guard shows and arrests all. Onlooker shakes head and comments, "the fucking tardspark strikes again."
by GuidorfTheBiscuitKing June 1, 2009
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feast on tards

The act of taking advantage of people who are intellectually inferior to you or people seeming nearly retarded.
Let's hit the Excaliber poker room, I'd like to feast on tards tonight.
by Ryan Ristow September 15, 2007
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Changing of the tards

The act of one dog waiting at the door to go out while the other dog waits at the other side of the same door to come in.
Every morning we witness the changing of the tards at least 3 times before 9 am.
by orangehouse December 13, 2010
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tardshelter

A website that attracts those with low IQ's and social ineptitude and provides a virtual home where they can get advice and support needed to get through their daily lives.
Makeupalley is a tardshelter because none of the members would ever be able to get through the day without it.
by DDDD2007 May 6, 2007
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tardsquatch

1. Hybrid of retard and sasquatch. 2. A large and/or hairy retard.
"She aggravates the piss out of me with her stupid questions."
"What do you expect? She's a fuckin' tardsquatch."
by Nokmin of Adonai October 4, 2006
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