Twanker 

Someone who is both a wanker and a twat.

Bob: Argh!
John: What's up man?
Bob: This Gary dude is such a twanker!

Twanker by A. Navarro November 18, 2009

twanker 

A banker who uses Twitter.

This was made up live on Deal or No Deal by Noel.

That banker is a twanker

twanker by kennydude October 16, 2011

twanker 

a shortened word for nicks a wanker

that plonker nick blundle from wrexham is a right twanker with a small willie

twanker by paul willie June 27, 2007

Twanker 

A combination of the words TINKER and WANKER.

"What a twanker."

Twanker by The coolest person ever. October 7, 2012

twanker 

A noun used to describe twenty dollars worth of marijuana.

"Ey...whatsup..yea i want a twankers"

"Got a pack o' twankers?"

"Nah man..all I got left is a twankers..some shake."

twanker by weez420time January 29, 2007

twanker 

Insult: someone who is both twat and wanker.

He's such a twanker!

twanker by LoveHoneyBunny May 6, 2004

twanker 

Precurser to the twunt, its a schoolboy insult, created by mixing twat and wanker.

ner ner ner ner! Alex is a twanker!!

twanker by SiRuS May 26, 2004