Twanking

Using Twitter or Facebook to update people with banal, brutally dull, meaningless activities or fortune cookie "insights." Also: gross oversharing. Noun versions: twankery, twanker.

"I love tacos!" "
"Why is ice cream so yummy?"

"I am making an omlet"

"Oprah at 10, yay!"

"Just had sex with the BF!"

"Life is better w/luv!

Response: "OMG quit twanking!"

by AnthonyIan October 8, 2010

Twanking

The art of masturbating whilst twerking

I had a good twank to the new Cyrus video (twanking)

by Swayze baby December 28, 2013

Twank

A cross between a "wanker" and a "twat"!

"That boy is a fucking twank".

by Urban Dictionary April 17, 2006

twank

(n., early 19th century British) a man of middle to upper class who seeks to be sexually dominated by working-class men.

Though married, Freddie was an obvious twank.

by B'yir July 7, 2015

Twank

Twank = Twitter Skank. They follow everyone and anyone on twitter in hopes of that person then following them to boost their numbers. Also known as a Random Follower!

Jane is such a Twank, she followed another 1,000 people today and has no interest in any of them.

by Athalonius November 4, 2011

twank

A slang term often used in place of the word twenty. A "y" can also be added to the end of this word. It is synonymous with the slang term known as dub.

"I ran out of kill last night, so I'm going to get another twank(y) sack."

"Check out that Escalade sitting on twank(y)-fours."

by TWANK One July 16, 2006

Twanks

Nice rims on a car, normally chrome.

Damn! Check out the twanks ojn that honda!

by joe February 27, 2004