Twaffle

Shortened version of the words twat, and waffle

Fuck his moms, mann. He's such a fuckin twaffle.

by NiggaOverDaHedge June 15, 2017

TWAFFLE

Taco Bell's 2014 waffle taco breakfast hybrid.

My friend ate a twaffle and nearly died.

by Feather Meringue February 25, 2014

Twaffle

The act of running up behind someone, reaching high between their legs (almost but not quite in the crotch seam) and slapping one's hand back and forth as if to motorboat the upper thighs with the hand. The recipient of the twaffle is now "it" and must twaffle someone else to continue the game. Verb, origin Grafton VT Sept. 2010.

I'm going to twaffle the bride right before she gets her photo taken.

by T.Waffle September 22, 2010

Twaffle

A twat waffle.

I went down to the post office today. The post master was being such a twaffle.

by Stoney Beers April 17, 2010

Twaffle House

Any place inhabited by a large number of twat waffles.

Dude, this place is a Twaffle House, let's bounce.

by mersidotes November 09, 2006

Douche twaffle

twaffle of douche. ahole who doesn't know when to quit. always takes things too far. always tells storys that are way too long and not relevant in any way.

Jon is such a douche twaffle.

by Charizard3 June 10, 2009

Twaffle

Twaffle is short for twat waffle 1. Means being a bitch. 2. Or a thunder cunt.

That bitch julie is such a Twaffle
Twat waffle

by Kaydance goforth July 09, 2019