these are people who are untrustworthy. They steal things all the time and lie to you on a regular basis. The highlight of a tutors day is stealing a register from a dwyer.
by hood-rat May 12, 2003
A totally feeling of not being able to help your student as a tutor, you have tried everything. You are pale, sad, angry, and at your wits end and you must run to your colleagues at the tutoring center to vent. You hide out in the kitchen of the center
by Fleurdelys March 01, 2013
To get a vasectomy.
From the Farside cartoon where the dog yells out the car window to his dog buddy, "Hey Spot, I'm going to get tutored!"
From the Farside cartoon where the dog yells out the car window to his dog buddy, "Hey Spot, I'm going to get tutored!"
by Theo September 17, 2004
A mysterious creature who is willing to help with math. A math tutor is like-liked by many. Often seen wearing the "AE" hoodie, great sense of fashion. A math tutor enjoys drawing his legs to him and does not need to use a pillow when sleeping. Very skilled in physics. Always open to kisses. Also widely known as MT.
"The raspberry shit last night was so good"- MT
"You mean that raspberry lemonade?"-Random Slut
"No that definitely had alcohol in it."-MT
"No it did not. You're such a Math Tutor."- Random Slut
"Can I have a shot?"- MT
"Sure but I don't have a chaser."- Hoe 147
"I don't need it. It's 80 proof." MT
Math Tutor takes the shot coughs and eyes water fiercely.
"What is that shit?"- MT
"You mean that raspberry lemonade?"-Random Slut
"No that definitely had alcohol in it."-MT
"No it did not. You're such a Math Tutor."- Random Slut
"Can I have a shot?"- MT
"Sure but I don't have a chaser."- Hoe 147
"I don't need it. It's 80 proof." MT
Math Tutor takes the shot coughs and eyes water fiercely.
"What is that shit?"- MT
by Sarah Beathands November 13, 2010
An amazing excuse to bring a chick over so you guys can hook up on a regular basis; Math tutor = friend with benefits
Guy 1: Hey, what are you doin' after school today?
Guy 2: Oh, Patricia's coming over for math tutoring.
Guy 1: Oh damn! Get some!
*they high five*
Guy 2: Oh, Patricia's coming over for math tutoring.
Guy 1: Oh damn! Get some!
*they high five*
by spiderman313 December 01, 2009
It's the use of the padding you put around the bar while squatting weights at your local gym... Most the time its a piece of foam padding, or sometimes it's a towel or shirt.
Pat-"John, let's do some squats."
John-"I can't do them unless I find the pad to go around the bar, otherwise it hurts my shoulders."
Pat-" Are you serious? You need the couter tutor? Your such a pussy!"
John-"I can't do them unless I find the pad to go around the bar, otherwise it hurts my shoulders."
Pat-" Are you serious? You need the couter tutor? Your such a pussy!"
by Matthew Snips June 26, 2007
by titsmcgee August 30, 2007