turtlebump

very cool person that is loved

Hey turtlebump, your pretty fine.

by Jared :] January 27, 2008

turtlebump

1.) A cool person who is loved

2.) A name for a guy version of a cameltoe

1.) Hey turtlebump, you look sexy tonight.

2.) Ewww, look at Vipul's turtlebump! That's nasty, man. He needs bigger shorts.

by Baby Cakes January 29, 2008

turtlewash

anything you want. can be used to describe an asshole, a fighting move, or even a codeword. best used describing rob.

im gonna turtlewash you, stop being such a turtlewash, what the turtlewash?

by bratzdoll123321 May 16, 2009

turtlebunny

referring to but not limited to the blending or blurring of such ways of framing reality that does nothing but pigeonhole the vision and thoughts of normally interesting and good willed people

Dude, don't go all turtlebunny on me, ok.

by turtlebunny September 19, 2009

Turtlefishing

Picking out the chubbiest girl or guy in a crowd and befriending them with intent to sleep with them that night.

We went to jackpot for Mickey and the motor cars concert. Dirty nate went turtlefishing with the biggest girl in the house.

by Fatcatg August 26, 2018

turtleshell

Covering your dick with your balls.

James just showed me his turtleshell.

by Jesus66666 September 3, 2018

turtleship

The sad moment when your best friends with a turtle.

"Hey y'all who you think has a better turtleship me or Laquisha

by turtleship February 11, 2021