turtletopination

To run a nation on top of a turtle

Did you know that the native americans ran on a turtletopination infact they bilived that all land masses were giant turtles.

by pandattack12 March 12, 2010

turtlepoker

The act of upon spreading your legs and putting the turtles head toward "The girl" and waiting for it to stick it's head out.

My husband could not please me so I speaded my legs and let my pet turtle please me by doing the turtlepoker move, and wow it was amazing.

by oogelle January 16, 2010

TURTLEPOP

You or a partner tucking your penis into your ballsack and then getting a boner.

Sarah gave me an awsome turtlepop.

by Jesus66666 September 3, 2018

Turtleoping

Role play between a male and female where the male makes sound of male turtle during sex

That dude last night was totally turtleoping last night in the bedroom

by Mtg187 July 22, 2021