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Turtle Doved

When needing to use the bathroom quickly and a turd crests from your anus and threatens to arrive way to early to find a toilet. The turd essentially sits just outside your ass enough to threaten your underwear to be changed!
Sheila could tell a bad shit was coming. Quickly she turtle doved to the bathroom.
by Kriskiki April 7, 2023
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