turnstilish

1. The ability to move stylishly through the ever-so-awkward turnstiles.

2. The sudden turning of something from boring to stylish.

3. Clumsy, gangly, or somehow resembling a turnstile.

1. He rides the subway every day... I guess that's why he's so turnstilish.

2. High-waisted skirts?!?! How turnstilish!

3. Poor Sam... he was so tall and skinny that he stayed turnstilish until his 15th birthday.

by AllieCakesMuffinlegs March 19, 2008

Turnstall

Pain felt in the legs, hips or groin when a subway turnstile refuses to open after the first swipe of the fare card.

Ouch! That's my second turnstall this week!

by SearchBender July 26, 2010

Turnstilin'

When, during a very enjoyable night of drinking with your friends, one friend decides at the last minute to go home, for example by hanging back and not walk through the turnstile at a train stop after all the other members of the party have gone through on the way to the next bar, thus decreasing morale of group.

Pat: Sandeep, why are you going home early? We're so close to the next bar.
Sandeep: I'm just tired...
Pat: Sandeep, you turnstilin' son of a bitch!!!!

-Pat jumps over turnstile and pushes Sandeep through the turnstile, thereby negating his aforementioned turnstilin' behavior.

by Roi James August 10, 2019

turdstile

The anus. It is also know as the butthole, fecal dispenser, cigar cutter, the moist, poop chute, crap cooker, colon, fartbox, shit lips, sphincter, ol' crusty, etc.

Dude, I have to pass a loaf so bad that I can hear it. If I don't get to the toilet soon it will slide past the turdstile.

by JEUNT December 4, 2010

turnstyle

Someone who changes their fashion sense drastically, usually over a summer.

"Mark was a full on goth in gr.9 but once that H&M openned he became a total Metro. What a turnstyle."

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

turnsies

When you're playing a video game and you reach a level that is too hard, so you have someone else beat it for you and they get into it so much, to the point where they won't give you the controller back, and you have to remind them that you're taking turns by saying "turnsies."

After Joe wouldn't give me the controller back from beating the hardest level in the game, I had to remind him we were taking turns by saying turnsies .

by jxw360 July 16, 2016

Turntle

A special type of turtle that has become self aware to the point it discovers a 4th axis and disappears from existence

Mi turtle stan became a turntle today.

by TheOvergrownMidget July 22, 2019