Turkey: A place where a person goes to get a nice set of teeth at a reduced cost
Alright kid how much did you spend on them turkeys?
by boyobop July 19, 2021
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Someone who says something extremely stupid or blatantly obvious which should get them stomped in the balls.
Man 1: I can't pay Wayne Rooneys wages.

Man 2: shut up, you big turkey.
by Two Toke October 23, 2013
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beiing aturkey involves havin the characturistics of a turkey, these involve..being lazy, slow, careless, and also coming off with silly remarks and or forgetting what u are talking about half way through a sentence..
by TheTurth94 June 29, 2011
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a word used for mainlanders visiting hawaii
those stupid turkeys...look at them getting ripped off on tourist shit
by nadia January 7, 2004
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noun \ˈtər-kē\

A great girl; one who is smart, funny, charismatic, caring, and loving; one who will never stop supporting her school, peers, or mascot, no matter the consequences; the embodiment of what Ben Franklin hoped would be America's mascot: a symbol of peace and of thanksgiving.
Look at that girl! She never gives up, never fails to help her friends, and never stops voting. What a turkey!
by LOUDturkey2013 March 13, 2013
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noun: the action of using a thumb to provide manual stimulation of the vagina, called the "turkey" because the four fingers look like tail-feathers and the thumb a turkey's head when executed properly.
-So I got my thumb up in there and she loved it.
-Dude, you gave her the turkey?
by Notapussy August 28, 2009
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Turkey – a work safe word to describe someone who you think is:

1) Completely retarded and doesn’t know anything about what they’re talking about
2) Has an intolerable personality
Dan: Hey Stefan, are you going to Jacob's Bhangra dance this evening?

Stefan: Jai Ho! I’m going to get that shit on video. That kid is such a turkey!
by Jake Friedman March 22, 2012
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