turds
turds
mark was taking a greasy old shit when his ferd started running away, so when he ran after it, he left a trail of dirty old turds
turds by donald mkcduck June 13, 2018
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turds to all
'Turds of all' is a complimentary closing of a letter meant in a humorous way when sent to fellow fraternity brothers..
turds to all by Cranberry Bob February 22, 2020
Turds of Poseidon
The Turds of Poseidon is a prank to save for the most terrible of offenders, much like the Upper Decker.
You take raw, uncooked shrimp, and find ways to hide them in places the target will not be able to discover. For obvious reasons, this is a difficult prank to execute as you need unfettered access to their living space, no witnesses, and perhaps a small multi-tool (for opening and closing air vents and whatnot)
Air vents, underneath toilet tanks, under sinks, hidden in cushions, bedding, curtain poles, the sky's the limit. Use you imagination. Remember, the goal is for them to NEVER be found, thus ensuring maximum stink.
Good luck, and use responsibly.
You take raw, uncooked shrimp, and find ways to hide them in places the target will not be able to discover. For obvious reasons, this is a difficult prank to execute as you need unfettered access to their living space, no witnesses, and perhaps a small multi-tool (for opening and closing air vents and whatnot)
Air vents, underneath toilet tanks, under sinks, hidden in cushions, bedding, curtain poles, the sky's the limit. Use you imagination. Remember, the goal is for them to NEVER be found, thus ensuring maximum stink.
Good luck, and use responsibly.
Prima was furious at Secunda for fucking his bitch. Little did Secunda suspect, that Prima had a key to Secunda's apartment.
Vengeance would be his! For he had a weapon few dared use. It's power, foul. It's use, forbidden. It's stench, legendary.
He would unleash... The Turds of Poseidon!
Vengeance would be his! For he had a weapon few dared use. It's power, foul. It's use, forbidden. It's stench, legendary.
He would unleash... The Turds of Poseidon!
Turds of Poseidon by Frank Marlowe January 26, 2014
Turds on the hood
The food residue splattered on your shirt after a messy eating experience. Often heard as an accompaniment to "bugs on the windshield."
Wow, nice job eating, dude. Not only do you have bugs on the windshield but you've got turds on the hood too!
Turds on the hood by Coop's Dad August 29, 2007
Turds With Friends
Friend: dude play me back in words!
Me: give me a minute for this chipotle burrito to digest.
Friend: cmon! it's not Turds With Friends!
Me: give me a minute for this chipotle burrito to digest.
Friend: cmon! it's not Turds With Friends!
Turds With Friends by Anthony Willy July 26, 2012
turds in the toilet
turds in the toilet by APPUM April 18, 2017
turds guarding the outhouse
turds guarding the outhouse by Dr.Argues@hotmail.com August 30, 2010