turdmare

A nightmare where you dream of giant turdtowns & rivers of turd & turdmonsters chasing you

Sam: I just had a frightening turdmare yesterday

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 9, 2021

turdmaster

one who defecates excessively large quantities of stool.

Though our cat and dog consume similar quantities of food,
the dog is the true turdmaster.

by sphinctre February 23, 2011

turdnager

A teenager who is acting like a turd, doing things that are particularly teenage-like.

"Son!, (who is annoying his younger sibling), stop being a turdnager and leave your brother alone"

by Bikeboy555 January 2, 2016

turdager

A teenager with an attitude.

Hanging out with a turdager is frustrating.

by downpourpillager October 1, 2016

Turdcake

When a situation/event/item/story or person seems really appealing but turns out to be full of shit.
Like slicing into a delicious looking cake and finding a dogshit in the middle of it.

I got really exited when i heard about Terminator 3 but it wad a total fucking turdcake man!

by maktimus April 7, 2014

turdbaler

an ass, butt, pooper, crapfactory, bum, a place where shit is packed before coming out, booty, badonkadonk

look at the turdbaler on her

by G2thefarmer January 6, 2011

turdwacker

Its like the turd burgler he/she steals them but then after he/she lets them harden. And then after that he/she plays baseball with em.

Dan West is a dirty fuckin' turdwacker!

by Matt balon August 30, 2007