Turdlet

(n) A small piece of fecal matter

someone left a turdlet in the toilet

by Anonymous June 21, 2003

turdlett

something that is to small to be a turd making a turdlett

dude you call that a turd??? id say thats a turdlett

by trent&tim September 1, 2006

Turdlet

Not to be mistaken with Trinklet, a turdlet is a wee bit larger than a trinklet. Usually seen as the "Lone Floater" in the commoded ocean. Also, usually this piece of fecal matter is more susceptable to being flushed on the initial dump cycle.

"Hey man, Don't let the turdlet get caught in your cheeks!"

by CrazyBob62 May 8, 2006

turdette

The female variant of turd, see turd

Mariah's a total turdette.

by Pedi August 19, 2004

turdette

A word popularized by a certain "Eddie Cebz" of the New City region dating back to the late 1980's.

A rather pleasant and non-descript remark. relating to the insignificance of a female turd. Also see jerkette

"It's my fackin word! ya wanka/turdette!"

by The Original Kid Chameleon July 15, 2006

turbette

A female turbo; an aggressively flirtatious, often attractive young woman who exhibits a lack of social grace. Marked by bad dye jobs, stretch tops/dresses, Guess logo'ed bags, and age-inappropriate use of glitter.

Did you check out the group of turbettes prowling the SPDF last night?

by Wsjaka October 7, 2007

turdmented

Process in which food is formed into poo.

I just got rid of some turdmented Chinese food from 4 days ago, right into the toilet!

by Turdmaster flash November 17, 2020