tardball 

A cross between a retard and a goofball. Typically, someone who is a complete moron that should not be asking questions or given any tasks that involve the mentality over the age of a six year old.

That customer on the phone today was a complete tardball. He had no idea how to even read the instructions!

tardball by Rob Vice May 12, 2006

turdally 

A universal word covering three different meanings.

Meaning number one is just a substitute for the word "totally".

Meaning 'number two' is a word that means extremely
turd-like.

The last meaning of "turdally" is a word that means extremely turtle-like.

1. BOB: "Hey guys, sorry I'm so late to the party."
WILL: "Nah, I turdally understand."

2. JIM: "Hey guys guess what!!! I just a mighty poo in the upstairs bathroom!! It's turdally sick!"

3. WILL: "I just stole one of the turtles from the Zoo and put it in my tank today. It's turdally awesome!"

turdally by Will Bradford June 30, 2008

Malcolm Turdbull 

Australian politician

Malcolm Turdbull was flushed out of his office

Malcolm Turdbull by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

tudball 

A short, rounded peice of fecal matter that disengages itself from the mass and falls separately from the mass. Most commonly seen in pets, especially dogs. It's often seen dropped on the floor after successfully defacating outside. More often than not, it's the final peice of feces of the total mass.

Uh oh!! There's a tudball on the carpet! Where's that dog?! I'm not pickin' that thing up.

tudball by Cheryl September 28, 2004

Turdballs 

Black jeans, generally a size tighter than they should be, which announce to anyone in the vicinity of the wearer exactly the type of scumbag they should expect to be dealing with in the immediate future. These white trash denim slacks are perfect for any important trailer park event including, but not limited to, weddings, funerals, fresh back from a 4 year bid upstate welcome home parties, and of course, standing around a smoker for hours on end cooking a meal that could have been done in 15min on a grill. Always accessorize with a snake skin belt, cross trainer sneakers, and ideally a Vegas Jacket in order to look fresh to death while cruising on your bird scooter with your ride or die crew.

PD Dave: Hey man, are you ready to go yet?

Big Creepy: Just need to strap on my Turdballs and I will be ready to get beaver hunting!

Turdballs by Falcon Thunder Fist November 2, 2022

Turd Ball 

Another name for the game Corn Hole.

Look, those guys are playing Turd Ball.

Turd Ball by toypit April 18, 2022

turdbaler 

an ass, butt, pooper, crapfactory, bum, a place where shit is packed before coming out, booty, badonkadonk

look at the turdbaler on her

turdbaler by G2thefarmer January 6, 2011