Turdwallis

Someone who is a total piece of shit. Derived from General Cornwallis, with obvious modification.

Jason: "You know guys, i've decided that I am a communist."
Bob: "Why?"
Jason: "I don't really know, its really good on paper (isn't that what everyone says??)
Bob: "You fucking turdwallis!"

Turdwallis by Hottie March 10, 2005

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Turdballs

Black jeans, generally a size tighter than they should be, which announce to anyone in the vicinity of the wearer exactly the type of scumbag they should expect to be dealing with in the immediate future. These white trash denim slacks are perfect for any important trailer park event including, but not limited to, weddings, funerals, fresh back from a 4 year bid upstate welcome home parties, and of course, standing around a smoker for hours on end cooking a meal that could have been done in 15min on a grill. Always accessorize with a snake skin belt, cross trainer sneakers, and ideally a Vegas Jacket in order to look fresh to death while cruising on your bird scooter with your ride or die crew.

PD Dave: Hey man, are you ready to go yet?

Big Creepy: Just need to strap on my Turdballs and I will be ready to get beaver hunting!

Turdballs by Falcon Thunder Fist November 2, 2022

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Related Words

Turdwallis • Turdtablist • turdwilliger

Turdtablist

The opposite of a turntablist. Referring to DJ's or Producers who have no mixing skills, or produce underground music that is most fitting for tweens. The most famous turdtablist is David Guetta, who is making songs with any pop star who has a free afternoon off.

"I hope this club is good, the last one had a turdtablist playing all night long."

"At least David Guetta is keeping it real, he is a true turdtablist."

Turdtablist by Pill Collins February 8, 2010

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turdwilliger

turdwilliger (terd will igg er) noun: 1. A male who annoys you or your company 2. your physical education teacher

origin: Fairborn, Ohio USA

Stop poking my eye with your penis, you turdwilliger!

If we have to run a mile in gym today, I'm going to totally drop Turdwilliger's class.

turdwilliger by SlitherySylvie March 8, 2018

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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