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Turbanistan

(slang) A middle eastern country. Usually one with Islam as the religion of the majority of its people.
He got that weird accent. Maybe he's from Turbanistan or something.
by ig11 April 8, 2013
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turbotastic

The catchphrase of a fictional, pixelated racer named Turbo from the movie Wreck-it Ralph.
It could be used when you are pumped or excited. It could also be used as a sarcastic response to a general bummer or a disappointing event.
Girl 1: "Oh boy, I can't wait to go to your sleepover!"
Girl 2: "Turbotastic!"

Guy 1: "Hey, bad news. The server our project was stored in crashed."
Guy 2: "Is it going to get fixed any sooner?"
Guy 1: "Nah."
Guy 2: "Turbotastic."
by cutesy pastel living doll June 23, 2013
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turboisland

A small littered patch of urine-stained grass outside an off-licence, often frequented by screeching drunkards with varying mental disorders, including paranoid schizophrenia, morbid obesity and varying obsessive-compulsive disorders.

Turboislanders can be seen in many UK towns, where society's more vulnerable old people congregate to abuse passers-by and each other whilst holding carrier bags filled with super-strength lager.

Whilst often sad to observe, their hysterical antics are rarely threatening and mostly rather humourous given that they are so few in number and so mentally imbalanced.

Also known as "schizoisland"
"I'd sooner take the car than walk to the shops, I fear those poor old folk will be occupying turboisland on such a fine evening, and I would rather not be subjected to a spit-fleckled rant about lumpen proles and pub deejays"
by Dr Olaf Popinjay February 19, 2008
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turdorist

A form of terrorist who delights in producing deplorable dookies or simply shits where they should not--usually public places, on the hood of someone's car, or on someone's front lawn. The act must be committed with the sole intent to strike fear in the hearts of even the bravest of men to be considered an act of turdorism.
I just witnessed the act of a turdorist! I'm gonna call the Department of Homeland Security about that shit, figuratively and literally.
by Jeff in Austin March 31, 2015
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turboint

turboint / turbointing is a comparative of int / inting

When someone is playing so bad and helping the enemy team, that normally calling him/her out is just not enough.
Player 1: "Fuck you, I'm only 0/20/0"
Player 2: '' You're not only inting, you're turbointing''
by TheTrollCat October 8, 2021
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turbobitch

A totally psycho bitch who thinks she's hot shit.
That girl in our engineering class is a turbobitch.
by flyboy10 December 1, 2006
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turboisland

A small littered patch of urine-stained grass outside an off-licence, often frequented by screeching drunkards with varying mental disorders, including paranoid schizophrenia, morbid obesity and varying obsessive-compulsive disorders.

Turboislanders can be seen in many UK towns, where society's more vulnerable old people congregate to abuse passers-by and each other whilst holding carrier bags filled with super-strength lager.

Whilst often sad to observe, their hysterical antics are rarely threatening and mostly rather humourous given that they are so few in number and so mentally imbalanced.

Also known as "schizoisland"
"I'd sooner take the car than walk to the shops, I fear those poor old folk will be occupying turboisland on such a fine evening, and I would rather not be subjected to a spit-fleckled rant about lumpen proles and pub deejays"
by Dr Olaf Popinjay January 11, 2009
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