by Miguel Sanchez DDS July 9, 2006
Get the Tunte mug.diminutive member of the thunnus cuntthus family generally found in bodies of water in teh ottawa and kingston areas (Canada). A very rare and endagered breed, as the odour of the female often deters potential mates. The tunatron is best known for its bizarre eating habits, often engaging in cannibalism, not having the mental capacity nor the vision to distinguish species. In 1990, the Canadian Parliament amended the Environmental Protection law (csp 431) to include a moritorium on this particular family of fish, although it is considered redundant due to the low commercial value because of the fish`s acrid taste.
by mbmbmb February 23, 2009
Get the turbo tunatron mug.To make up a fact. Tinktistics are fueled by ego, girls, and the apparent knowledge of everything in the universe.
John: Dude Bro! The ice in the percolation chamber makes the smoke way cooler, and it hurts your lungs less.
Kav: No it doesn't. it only makes it go deeper and hurt more. Trust me i've had this bong for a long time
John: Hogan Rogan! no it doesn't, your wrong. there are chicks here and ill look like a douche if im not right about everything.
Kav: How do you know that it makes it hurt less, its possible that the cooler smoke goes deeper into your lungs and hurts even more.
John: Bro no way. dude omfg your so wrong i know this dude its a fact.
Kav: How do you know this?
John: Its a tinktistic
Kav: No it doesn't. it only makes it go deeper and hurt more. Trust me i've had this bong for a long time
John: Hogan Rogan! no it doesn't, your wrong. there are chicks here and ill look like a douche if im not right about everything.
Kav: How do you know that it makes it hurt less, its possible that the cooler smoke goes deeper into your lungs and hurts even more.
John: Bro no way. dude omfg your so wrong i know this dude its a fact.
Kav: How do you know this?
John: Its a tinktistic
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Get the tunit mug.The true Red Queen. She is a highly attractive badass with a Golden pistol, and an evil, heartless CEO. She literally steals hearts from Elmer clones to stay at least halfway human. But that still doesn’t make her a good person. She’s basically this universe’s Donald Trump, except she’s hot and funny.
Guy 1: “Why do you like Bryce Tankthrust so much? She’s a murderous bitch.”
Guy 2, awestruck: “Yeah but look at her strut,,”
Guy 2, awestruck: “Yeah but look at her strut,,”
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