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Hardcore tabletop doggy

Doggy style sex by bending on over the table, clutching the tits.
The mess looks like some one had Hmhardcore tabletop doggy over here.
by Asexual_13 June 7, 2020
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Tabletop RPG

Tabletop RPGs (also called Pen-and-Paper RPGs) are roleplaying games in which a person takes on the role of a fictional character, as supervised by a game leader, often called the GM or DM (game master and dungeon master, respectively). Most of the time, it is for the purpose of playing out fantasy adventures, such as slaying demons or rescuing princesses.

Tabletop RPGs focus on combat, and often contain volume after volume of books which explain and expand upon rules, and add optional features as well.

Tabletop RPGs tend to have a medieval-setting, but include classical fantasy monsters such as dragons, and paranormal events such as spells and magic. Most tabletop RPGs are based in Tolkein lore, including the presense of elves, dwarves and hobbits.

Typically, when playing a tabletop RPG, you'll design your character in terms of their race, class and special abilities.

Racial choice (human, elf, gnome, etc.) usually sets the tone for your characters behavior. Dwarves are obnoxious and beer-crazy, elves are haughty and frivilous, and so on. Racial choice also often affects your statistics, such as how much damage you deal, how fast you can move, and so on.

Character class is basically their profession, though it is, again, combat-oriented. You won't see a Farmer class, but you'll often see archetypes such as Warrior, Mage and Theif.

Special abilities are those outside of race and class choice. They are optional abilities which either modify the way your character behaves in combat, or adds some stastical augmentation. In D&D, these are Feats and Skills. In Vampire: The Masquerade, this is tantamount to your Clan.

While the popular cliché would depict players of tabletop RPGs as losers and social outcasts, due to the most recent crop of fantasy-based major motion pictures, more and more demographics enjoy this passtime. This is made easier by the internet, as people can play in relative anonymity and across the globe.
Dungeons and Dragons is, perhaps, the most famous of all tabletop RPGs.
by Wind February 21, 2005
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tumblecock

A rolling ball of cock. Used as an insult. When someone is beyond just a cock, they are so much cock that it can't stay in one place.

To use the word and the idea best, you need to just yell the word into the face of the tumblecock.
"Bob is a tumblecock!"
"Yea he is, watch this" *walks over to Bob and leans into his face* "TUMBLECOCK!"
by Bk0 May 9, 2006
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hardcore tabletopping

To have sex on a public or personal table where food may be served.
"Did you see the skid marks on the picnic table at the park?"
"My parents went hardcore tabletopping last night at the park.."
"Thas nasty."
by Anton Jacobb April 11, 2015
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Chinese Tabletop

The act of a man shitting on a woman, while she is in the crab walk position, then he then beats off on the shit. After he sits down to eat it.
Dude Chinese tabletops are so much more disgusting than two girls one cup.
by Ra'':aquel May 26, 2008
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Tumbletard

One who says things that are retarded on Tumblr. Usually in reference to the LGBTQ community. They are known for calling people misogynistic, racist, sexist, and other such discriminatory adjectives.
I went on Tumblr and said I'm new here. I said I'm a white Christian straight male, and i received hundreds of hate comments calling me a rapist, sexist, racist, misogynistic bigot. The commenters were all tumbletards.
by Possibly cringe August 14, 2016
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tumblrtot

A specific breed of tumblrfag. A young, impressionable tumblrfag, usually with a mixed bag of low-to-decent aesthetic taste. The "kids" of tumblr.

Often art students, scene kids, hipsters, and/or Japanese people.

Common reblog subject-matter include body modification, fantasy-color dyed hair, miscellaneous softcore sexual imagery of people with said body art, and landscape/cityscape photography - usually all inexplicably contaminated with emotional text memes that everyone should know by now make you look like an idiot.

- Term coined by kittenhuffer <3
"Yo, that photo I posted from Buzzfeed blew up overnight with all these Japanese tumblrtots. I wonder when the scene girls are gonna find it."

Guy: "Jesus, how the hell do you have so many followers? Who are they?"
Girl: "Tumblrtots."
by StefanoBlack September 10, 2011
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