Tumblr Tard

A person on Tumblr who gets easily offended over mostly anything they see, threaten you, attempt to call you out. They claim to be feminists but hate men entirely, make up extremely stupid genders or sexualities, and basically make themselves look retarded.

*Also, its always only black people being praised on there for being themselves and free.

>>>No mention of Asians, Mexicans, or any thing else, only blacks <<<

Tumblr tards will also be offended over this.

So 75% of Tumblr.

Person 1: "I love peanut butter."

Tumblr Tard 1: oMG WHAT THE FUCK!1?!1!!11 MY LEG GOT CUT IN HALF BECAUSE OF PEANUT BUTTER, YOU INSENSITIVE FUCK!11!! THIS FUCKING SHIT HAPPENS ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND HERE YOU ARE JUST MESSING AROUND WITH IT?!?! DIE WHITE MALE CIS SCUM. TRIGGERED, REPORTED, BLOCKED.

Tumblr Tard 2: OH mY GOD?? U GO GURL, SAY IT LOUDER 4 THE PPL IN TEH BACK1!1! SPREAD DIS LIKE A WELDFIRE!1!1!1

Person 2: God damn Tumblr Tards.

by Single Spectacle November 29, 2015

Tumblr

A place where YouTube goes to get drunk and then YouTube comes back and demonitizes everyone

Ima post this on Tumblr

by Random Fanart April 3, 2019

Tumble Twat

A Tumblr user that gets offended at anything and everything you say.

George: You're gorgeous!

Alexandra: You fucking fuck boy! Why do you have to oppress women?

George: No need to be a tumble twat.

by pineapples8264 April 16, 2016

Tumblr Crush

When one develops a "crush" or extreme liking to someone's Tumblr page and imagines this person would be their soulmate in real life.

"Meaghan has a huge Tumblr Crush on OMGREG."

by meggers27 January 30, 2012

The Mexican Tumbleweed

Part 1: To shave off all your pubic hair and roll it in to a ball, using ejaculate as glue.

Part 2: sneak up on a sleeping or unconscious ( preferably naked ) victim.

Part 3: attempt to roll Said ball in to the open mouth of the target.

Hey man I gave Jenny The Mexican Tumbleweed last night, she almost choked. But it was funny as hell

by Finlonger October 21, 2014

Tumblr

The end of your social life.

John: Hey Jane! what did you do this weekend!? I partied every single night!

Jane: i stayed up all day and all night on tumblr.

by ohheygurrrl January 21, 2011

Tumblr refugee

Tumblr refugees are people who left Tumblr and joined Twitter following the 2018 porn ban. It is likely that another wave of refugees will come now that iOS has banned many tags on Tumblr.

These users tend to be young white women who are incredibly pure. They make callout posts on everyone, enjoy starting drama, have bad games, stealing art, and think literally everything is problematic and evil, such as Danganronpa. Ironically, they hate porn, despite leaving tumblr because of them banning that. Perhaps they should have stayed there then. Twitter has become exponentially worse thanks to the Tumblr users.

Their fandoms tend to be Sonic the Hedgehog, She-Ra, Kipo, Dreamworks Trolls, Cookie Run, Sanrio, Undertale, RWBY, Sk8, Camp Cretaceous, No Straight Roads, Animal Crossing, The Owl House, K-Pop, Pokemon, Splatoon, Studio Ghibli, FNAF, Moomin, and Vocaloid. They think everything else is problematic.

Alyssa: Breathing is disrespectful to dead people uwu! Now excuse me as I “fix” Splatoon fanart of Marina. Don’t forget, Homestuck is shitty and you’re evil for liking it!

Normal person: Damn, you’re such a tumblr refugee

by tomatotown January 2, 2022