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tulpa

A vein on the penis that has become enlarged and/or darkened so that it has become obvious and unnatural.
That cock ring was way too small, every vein on my dick was a full-on tulpa.
by Master McMaster July 10, 2011
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Tumpae

Nickname for a fat boy that waddles when walking.
by Carl Booth January 8, 2005
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tulpie

tulpie is the best girl in the world, she is very sexy and you are luckt to meet her
hey look a tulpie.
by igor bostat November 22, 2021
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tulpar

by Tulpar December 7, 2021
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fungler tulpa

There are two definitions for fungler

1. A person who masturbates using mushrooms
2. A person who abuses shrooms and masturbates to various fungal themed characters (like Toad from Mario or Shrumal Warrior from Hollow Knight)

A fungler tulpa occurs when one does either of these so much, that they start to believe they themselves are a mushroom (or other type of fungus in rare cases), and in later stages, actually become a mushroom!
Grungsteve: yo dude whats up how's it going with ethan trying to master stairs?
Johnny "Cephalophallus" Bilgefellator: homeslice i'm going to be Frank with you, it's not going well, he fell down so many times he gave up. He went to his room and relapsed on the fungling.
Grungsteve: dude i WARNED him about stairs
Frank "Cephalophallus" Bilgefellator: yeagh brocephalopod he's a fucking goner. he went at it so hard that he developed a fungler tulpa and now he's turned into a fucking shroom! his mycelium is going everywhere including into my urethra at night :(. thinking about eating him and seeing if i get high wanna join?
Grungsteve: yeah let's do it bro where making this happen!
by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 7, 2025
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