Tulloch

Straight up just God.
The big man upstairs

That's Tulloch
can't be he's not real

by Allah_number_1 March 11, 2020

tallock

large mammoth penis that lives in your pants

i have a tallock right now in my ass

by Felix Harris November 18, 2006

Turlock

A titular big farming community filled with Assyrians, Mexicans, African-Americans, etc. between Modesto and Merced. Pretty dull for how it’s being located smack dab in the center. Fake drama at your local sit-inside Starbucks? Yes. We have some of that. Generic history? Sí. It’s plentiful. Basic bitch necessities such as a Walmart and Target? Definitely yes. :/

Turlock is so boring the best thing to entertain ourselves is watching paint dry. Pretty sad, isn’t it?

by Wuhuabia Wjbfhrekg December 6, 2018

Turlock

The least of women that have never evolved into taking me to that place.

Yo Turlock is right by the freeway just take the exit here, without Turlock I wouldn't have to walk to Modesto, when I'm in Turlock I like to go to Taco Bell with a girl, The Way Turlock seems is right at home

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021

Tollocks

The endless and slightly tedious commentary on all matters related to the Tesla and the charging thereof. Particularly when applied to the over enthusiastic burbling of a relative newbie or prospective owner whose views are based on nothing more than speculation and what has been read on the forums.

Sorry Dave, I haven’t been listening to a word you said … it sounds like a load of tollocks to me.

by Tipidave June 6, 2022

Turlock Squeezer

When a man squeezes his rectal sphincter around another man’s penis with so much force that he tears the second man’s penis from his body and the second man bleeds out and dies.

“He was poundin’ me in my ass, hard, and I had to give him the ol’ Turlock Squeezer: he started hollerin’ and a-carryin’ on, but when I get goin’ like that with the Squeezer I just cain’t stop.”

by Priest of Assplay August 26, 2023