Tuke

An acronym for The Ugliest Kid Ever coined in Arlington, Ma and used quite frequently.

TUKE:

T- The

U-Ugliest

K- Kid

E- ever.

Ex. 1: Woah! You hooked up with her? That biddy is Tuke!

Ex. 2: That tuke biddy over there keeps givin me the eye, let's dip before she jumps on my dick.

by Dr. PillowPants August 5, 2010

Tuke

The act of quickly shooting a large hard shit out of your ass.

Jared did a tuke during our camping trip and when he did it we thought it was a tree falling down.

by goldISgood March 19, 2010

Tuke

Someone who acts retarded with no mental excuse

If she thinks she can catch me, she's a fuckin tuke. No way am I going to marry that ho

by Aballofcorn May 3, 2014

Tuked

Pronounced (tooked). Meaning screwed or fucked over. Name derived from a 1970's children's TV show whose host was later convicted of child molestation. To be taken advantage of or tricked into doing something awful for little or no money.

How did they talk me into doing this roof for free, I got tuked.

We got tuked on that last job. It just wouldn't end.

by Willy5007 July 7, 2011

Tuke

Slang term for hair that has been styled.

Man, quit messin' with the tuke

by Forsaken s0ul June 25, 2005

Tuke

Someone who acts retarded with no mental excuse

If she thinks she can catch me, she's a fuckin tuke. No way am I going to marry that ho

by Aballofcorn May 3, 2014

tuke city

ugly beyond all reason

Wow, that kid is tuke... yeah tuke city!!!

by Cordo October 1, 2006