TUI

texting under the influence

*Johnny flips open his cell phone*

"New text message received 2/2/2008 at 1:04 am:

I watn you so baddd why don5t you like m eback"

Johnny: She must have been TUI.

by xdarlinnikki February 13, 2008

tui

A Kick ass Beer Brewed in Mangatainoka in the Wairarapa district of New Zealand since 1889.

If ya dont drink tui, then yer a wuss. If ya dont drink tui from the 750ml or Jugs then yer a fucking pussy.

by Brother Number One June 16, 2005

Tui

A great name to use for blooket. Sick piano skills. Teaches little kids at weekends and enjoys being intheir presence. Tui curry sui. #tuilivesmatter

That Tui be raging at table football.

by LeoPigRiverxoxo January 22, 2023

Tui

Hates Ed sheeran #tuilivesmatter

Tui is cool also If you like Ed sheeran use some soap smelly

by Woowzasmanthatscrazy December 07, 2020

TUI

Thinking Under the Influence.

Dude I think I love her" "Nah you're just drunk, your TUI.

by KGetzy July 26, 2010

Tuy

A sweet girl that can knock you out by her looks or her ability to drink you under the table.

I remember Tuy, I got knocked out!

by Knockout Victim February 04, 2010

TUI

Tweeting under the influence. Not to be confused with the more serious DUI.

Let me stop committing a TUI.

by MrsKatLachiver January 09, 2014