tso

the coolest guy ever

Tso is cool.

by poop March 15, 2003

tso-lotus

One who joins Counter-Strike clans and figginates everything. He gets into top level clans by offering to buy them tickets to CPL so they can meet the lovely Ksharp, but never pays up. Eventually he disappears back to the land from whence he came.

You're such a tso-lotus, go back to Canada you fucking fig.

by ger November 22, 2004

TSO.KO

Vicious coughing accompanied by violent thrashing resulting from hitting that sweet green 'erb. Other symptoms include: a red face, veins protruding from the forehead and neck, and chinky ass motherfucking chinky ass eyes.

TSO.KO

by TheAfricanStallion December 17, 2010

tso'da

chaud derives from cho'da, which means banana tree in chamorro.

Dude bro, you look tso'da with your new Fokai shirt che'lu!

by fokai671 January 14, 2008

tso-lotus

to fig; one annoying canadian; turbo'd jetta with over 500whp; CAL-i++; Could only find room for TSO and ICE in front of the fig; retarded; jerk; prick; n00b; granny; he should be called tso-houdini; to disappear; gay.

Wow, your such a fucking tso-lotus, fag.

by slash November 26, 2004

General Tso's Revenge

1. Noun. A stomach and lower intestinal tract condition incurred after eating too much/too greasy Chinese food. Often results in less than solid stool movements, aka shitsplosions.
2. The Chinese version of Montezuma's Revenge

Panda Express offers its customers free General Tso's Revenge after each meal.

by Jaceph866 January 31, 2009

general tso's chicken

Deep-fried chicken pieces in a sweet, tangy sauce. Served at Chinese restaurants in North America but nonexistent in China itself.

I went to China but they didn't have General Tso's chicken, so I came back home.

by Myl0 December 15, 2011