Trunch is British slang for prick it derives from truncheon (well what do yu think it looks like when it’s angry) and munch the trunch is what a bird does when she goes down on you to give you a blowjob. Incidentally it’s not all good news, Madonna has threatened to perform this act on anyone who votes for Hilary Clinton; I think I’d sooner have good news.
by AKACroatalin October 24, 2016
Get the Munch the trunch mug.The trench cut is a standard military haircut from WW I to the present. It featured shaved sides and back of the troop's head and left a little on top. This was a fast cut to give and prevented vermin nests in most of the head in trenches
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Get the Trenches mug.A weapon used during WWI to stab peoples in the brains. Also, an exceedingly good anti-zombie invasion weapon.
!) Zhe Germans are coming. Do you have your trench spike?
2) Zhe Zombies are coming. Do you have your trench spike?
2) Zhe Zombies are coming. Do you have your trench spike?
by Vladimir McCools October 23, 2007
Get the trench spike mug.Affliction of the male member that is caused by prolonged exposure to a partner's intergluteal cleft. Symptoms of trench penis include a burning sensation, swelling, discoloration, and a prickly or heavy feeling in the peen.
While spooning and lap-sitting are the most common causes for trench penis, any activity that involves arousal near a partner's anal bosom puts a male at high risk. Flatulence during these activities has been known to accelerate the onset of trench penis.
While spooning and lap-sitting are the most common causes for trench penis, any activity that involves arousal near a partner's anal bosom puts a male at high risk. Flatulence during these activities has been known to accelerate the onset of trench penis.
John was forced to use a wheelchair for 2 weeks during his grueling struggle with trench penis. His doctor advised him to try being the little spoon next time. I heard his prangus looked like a moldy cucumber.
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Get the Butt trench mug.A Student at Paul Dwyer CHS who wears a Trench Coat with Candy Canes on the shoulder. He pretty much knows everyone in the school and everyone pretty much seems to know of him or actually know him. He is very chill, unless your on his bad side. he also turned his locker into a mini convenience store called "The Stash Locker" which was filled with pops, snacks and candy. He's also been known for taking pictures of students around the school for their Instagram Accounts. A lot of people in the school like him (including Teachers) but he does have beef with some people tho. He's kinda highly respected among students in all grades and he is VERY respectful to others as well. Lastly the Dwyer Trench Coat Dude is what some would call The Heart Of Dwyer or The Student Heart Of Dwyer. He is an amazing and nice, cool dude and anyone who knows him or hears of him will know that.
Student One: Bro school is going to be weird when the Dwyer Trench Coat Dude graduates this year
Student Two: You're right. He always has a good vibe and brings a good vibe to everyone he meets.
Student One: I'm going to miss him
Student Two: Me Too!
Student Two: You're right. He always has a good vibe and brings a good vibe to everyone he meets.
Student One: I'm going to miss him
Student Two: Me Too!
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