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trumplings

Donald trumps mindless followers. They will usually agree with everything he has to say, despite not knowing what it actually means.
somebody needs to gives those trumplings up for adoption
trumplings by namerForRightness August 21, 2016

Peter's Road Trampoline 

When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male's lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitive up and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad luck.
*ON BUS*
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"
The trait of not having a jawline. Your fat face droops down and makes it look like you're just a large blob of spray tan and toupes.
Angie: OMG that girl Sidney totally has a trumpline !

Sierra: TRUE
Trumpline by Memestealingwhore October 9, 2016

Chicken Skin Trampoline 

When a male pulls and stretches his scrotum nice and taut and flat and bounces his penis up and down on it.
Rachel loves it when Joe does the chicken skin trampoline.

He braaaaaahhh. I did the chicken skin trampoline for your mom last night. She was amazed.

trumplingus 

the act of grabbing a woman by her privates
The man trumplingused his girlfriend.
trumplingus by Evan_Dayhoff January 17, 2017

Trumpcine 

An injection of bleach and hydroxycloroquine followed by ultraviolet light.
"Going to get my Trumpcine"
"It was nice knowing you, RIP"
Trumpcine by Queen Buttrix April 11, 2021