troof

Factually inaccurate conspiracy theories; a spin off of "9/11 Truth"

"Did you see the guys with the picket signs and t-shirts down by the WTC memorial today?"
"Yeah, I hate Troofers, they just watch a bunch of YouTube videos and assume the author's veracity and benevolence."

by SLOSam January 21, 2008

troof

What wiggers think black people say instead of truth

Wigger: OMG I saw that new Wiz kalifa vid omg it was so sick and dats the troof!

Blacker Person: Shut the fuck up

by oldschoolgangstaG August 25, 2011

Troof

A portmanteau (combination or blend) of the words truth and proof, it is an unequivocal fact that is self-evident; an indisputable truth.

"Damn....Dat Bitch is fiiine...."
"Troof! Check it: Hey, gurl.... gimme some of dat...."
Whack!
"Ma bad!"

* * * * * * *

"God damn those politicians are whack!"
"Troof. All day doins lyin truder teef."

* * * * * * *

"You goin to Taco Express?"
"Yeah."
"You wanna stay away dem burritos, you'll be on da toilet in five minutes flat."
"Ain't dat da troof!"

by TSVandenberg September 13, 2012

Troof

"Truth" and "proof" smashed together. When faggoty liberals deny your definition of a made up fucking word because it attacks their idiotic, douchebag dogma of global warming.

"The global warmist dicks at UD wouldn't publish my definition of 'troof'. Reason? Because it impugned their savior Al Gore's phony scientific bullshit about global warming. Get back to skateboarding and leave science to thinkers."

by TheExtremelyGiftedOne April 25, 2015

troof

Asian pronounciation of the word "truth"

I think that is the troof

by I AM THE GNAR August 21, 2006

troof de la troofs

A phrase or idea whose truth is of utmost significance.

Bob: Larry the Cable Guy deserves a good cockpunching

Joe: Troof de la troofs!

by anon dot June 11, 2006

DA TROOF

the state of a concept, idea, or opinion reflecting a certain inherent truth regarding a person, a place, or thing.

quite often pronounced "DAAAAAA TROOF"

D: a-a-all the JAP girls at UMCP color-blind racists
M: DA TROOF!

by shsthaniel December 2, 2010