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Trollge

Originally the "U Mad?" troll, Trollge is a creepypasta who appears in many media (i.e. YouTube, Google, etc.).

By the way, Trollge is a dark(ish/er)/creepy version of the original "U Mad?" Troll.
You do not kill trollge.
by ArkSigma April 7, 2021
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Trollge

The most dangerous entity to ever exist. It has extremely high physical strength, also thought to be super-intelligent. It has amazing hearing abilities and can hear you from anywhere. If you even take a peek of how it looks like, you start to experience a throbbing headache and nausea due to it's sheer presence. It is attracted to normies and will kill them painfully and slowly on sight. It can go 79 times around the world with a single and monstrous leap that will shake the ground when it departs and lands. It is thought that being a member at r/memes or covering yourself in oil will protect you. These forms of defense won't work if you are a normie. It seems to be a more realistic version of the troll face with a huge humanoid body with snow white skin that glows in the light.
normie: The release of the trollge is a hoax

T͔̼̤̖̣ͯ̃͒̚͞ͅr͎̖̠̽̓̈̀ǫ̙̥̗̯̳̤̗̊̓l͙̯̭̞͍ͥ̾̓͠l̞͓ͨ̎̂̓̕g̗̗̺̙̈́̎̕eͩ̽́̔҉̫̼̗̮͍̰͚̖: ĺ̡̜͉̘͈o̵̘̖̝͙̯̭͛̔o̴̹̖̱̻ͪͥ̀k̑̇̏̚ ̞̼͙ŝ̛̘͇̺̙ ̪̗̦̯̮̖̝͇̐̊͐ͬ͟ĺ̵͙̥̏̈́i͎̻̩̹ͯ̈̄̿̀K̨̙͔̤̖ͩ̓̀ͅȇ̶͚͚̣̭̞̟ ̨̤̻͌̓ÿ̛͉̼̟̬͉͚̗́o̶̭̠̳͎̬̲͊ͦͪͮU̽͏̲̦͖ ̴̯͔̞͇͊̚w͗̾̽͏̟̮̙͇͇͙e͈̟̦̭̳ͭ̌̂ͣ̆̎̕͟'̡͕͙̱̖̞̣̄̔̾Ṙ͋ ̖̼͍͓eͫͮͫ̃҉͖̮͎̩͉̝ ̮̫̱̜͔͕̮̏͑ͣ̕a̡͖̩̯͈̩͒ͅ ͔̭̣ͥ͗̃͌͡l̦̟̩̄͠ͅi̳͙͚̺̮͒̀́ͫ͟t̓̊ ̼̟̙̭͚̥̪͔t̓̿̇͏̰̖̪̣̖̻l̨͔̭̩̄̂ͅE̝̪̦͓̯͈ͦͮ͂ͯ͡ͅ ̘̹͈̖̝̗̦ͭ̀ͅt̝͇̺̹̝̆͆͟o̜̝̥̬͔̫̊͡ỏ̧̭̳͎͈̓̌ͅ ̨̦̺̯̓̓L͒̔̐ͮ҉̝͎̘̝͖̩͓O̥̟͖͕̔͋͝U̝͉̺̙̞̬̯͒̓̔͗͡D͙̮̎͢ ̧̞̤̩͙̐̐̔̚pͤͩ̅҉̻͎͕r͕̠̮̖̳͋ͤͨ̚̕e̓̄ ̩̰̲̮̪ͅp̞͔̆͘ā̗̰̘̝̬̯̟̽͜r͈͙̜̼̔͗ͭͫ̕ė̍̑ ̘̝̬ ̛̯̪͓͓͍̒̇t̬̥͔̬ͥͬ͌ͣ͡Ô̩̹̜̼̲̩͂͞ͅ ͎̯͚̝̟ͪ̂͌͛͢b̦̗͎̺̩̜͔̾̃̊͞E̘̗̬̞ͥ̒ͬͫ͢ ̭͇ͥͬ͋̀t̓͂͏͈͙͈r̼̥͈͙͖̮͉̝̆̈ͩͧ͢O͒̍͒ ͎̫̝͈͙͇ͅL̦̪̺̳͈̻͖̱̾ͨ̇̾͜Lͨ̎ ̜͙Ĕ̫͈̠̲̜͟D͓̹͖̲̤̜̤ͬ̎̌͡

*noises of ripping of flesh and screams:
Ţ̟͇̙̎r̢̟͙͎̞̳̙̃ͭͬͅö̧̱̗̜̦̘̬͈͖̍l̢̺͓̲̘̖͋̑ͤl̀̉́ͭ҉̙̹͍̫̭͕̹̭ģ̦̳̰̖ͫ̒́ȇͦ̌ͧ҉̙̪͎̝ͅ: P͚̱͎͖̝̲̈̈̀r̭̬͎̰͇̲̻͊͜o͍̼͒͛̚͡ͅb̖̼͓̭͇̙̙̎͊̊̅͟l̻̼̳͉̦͇̚͘e̒̿͒҉͉͓̹̻m̺̱̻͙̰͇̬̗͋̇ͯ̈̀
by stankorb April 7, 2021
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Trollge

A strange revival of the troll face meme. Usually paired with an animation of a serene trollface slowly turning into it's iconic smile, sometimes accompanied with a stone grinding sound. It is a much darker iteration and a lot of times it is used for darker subjects.
As for the Trollge itself, in meme lore, seems to be an ominous entity that comes out from somewhere every few years and produces "incidents" leaving very few human survivors, and in lore, even cities have ready made warning broadcasts similar to that of natural disaster warnings. The "incidents" usually involve some sort of ritual transforming the trollface stick figure into a monster. These incidents are obviously inspired by analog horror.
In online conversations it is used just like the normal trollface, but the serene, highly shaded trollface can be used as a reaction to unfunny memes.
Guy 1: "Dude, hide, get under cover, do anything, he's coming!!!"
Guy 2: "Who?!"
Guy 1: "The Trollge."
by Knightrhyme May 23, 2021
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trollette

That trollette actually wore Amy's shirt and complained about how tight it is around the chest.
by Regola2 January 20, 2011
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Trolldier

Trolldiers are a fine speciment made from breeding the species called Tryhardicus Sollidicus and Friendliticus Pootis, They are usually found in their habbitats, Called Hightower, Its their breeding and hunting gorind, So becareful when you pass through (Mostly uses Rocket jumper, Mantreads and The Infamous, Market gardener, Or a strange/prof ks one, Spec ks will do, but mostly prof ks)
Surprise Mudafukas, I, The Mighty SoundSmith am the god of Trolldiers, Dont mess with me, or my sound gizmos
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Trollge

A creature that will kill you
by he fat March 18, 2021
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TrollDespair

Twitch emote for PTSD moments :)
TrollDespair... September 11th 2001...
by lolfoxesarecute October 16, 2021
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