Tree climber

A discrerte way to say that you are going out to "climb trees" or in other words, to have sex in a tree house.

Kaija said she would have been a "Tree Climber" with ted but max went outside and stayed out there, resulting in him being a cock blocker.

by I3renton January 11, 2012

family tree climber

One who dates someone with a large immediate family so that they can eventually get with every other member of the family. They usually originate from the south but have come as far north as Mississippi and Oklahoma. They engage in redneck activities and often enjoy incestual activities.

Joe: "Have you seen BillyBob, he's such a family tree climber..."

Duane: "I heard he only dated Janessica so that he could fuck her sisters and eat out her grandpa."

by el chunkster January 2, 2017

Tree Climber

A male who doesn't mind the challenge of dating a female taller than himself.

"babygirl idgaf if you taller than me. I'm a tree climber baby"

by PeachPlugger9000 January 5, 2025

tree climber

perv... usually in custody with other pervs and snitches... skinhead torpedo ventually sticks him...good job...skinheads are the regulators.

He's a tree climber---lets fuck him with a shank.

by Plagiaristresse/blackoutMstRmn August 1, 2016

Tree climber

a girl who only ever goes for boys taller than her

friend 1: “have you noticed that girl rachel has only dated guys that are taller than her?”
friend 2: “yeah shes a real tree climber”

by BrieKayeD. April 26, 2023