me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!

"Beam me up, Scotty!" in the Latin language.

What a boring place this is---me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!

by pentozali September 26, 2010

Sexually Transmitted Dog

A dog, usually small and yappy, that is unwillingly acquired when a sexual partner moves into ones residence.

"Dude!! My girlfriend gave me a STD!"
"What, like herpes or something?"
"Nah man, a sexually transmitted dog. A white, fluffy, irritating Maltese Terrier named Paris that yaps all night and poops on my lawn. I so would not have slept with her if I knew that she was a carrier."

by ecarg_89 October 16, 2009

Musically Transmitted Disease (MTD)

Contracted when someone sings a bad song and it gets stuck in someone else's head.

I totally got a Musically Transmitted Disease (MTD) from her when she started singing Rod Stewart. I can't get it out of my head.

by joshfromnc May 16, 2009

Textually Transmitted Disease

When you're on an instant messaging program, and you copy and paste something someone else has instant messaged, and you end up getting their font style.

Oh noes! I copied what you said on AIM and you gave me a textually transmitted disease!

by Lainaaa December 30, 2008

Poking Transmitted Disease(PTD)

On Facebook when you poke someone on facebook, you poke everyone they've poked, and everyone they've poked...this is how PTD's are spread

Guy 1: I just poked her on facebook

Guy 2: yeah, but she's poked like over 100 people as well

Guy 1: so i could possibly have poking transmitted disease(PTD)

Guy 2: afraid so

Guy 1: damn it

by movieguy92 March 20, 2011

Sexually Transmitted Disease

a disease or illness passed through sexual intercourse, exchange of bodily fluids. one partner must have the condition to pass it on. sex, oral sex, anal sex, kissing, or any type of touch from open area to open area can connect to abstract one. more commonly known as an STD

Ben passed on AIDS which is an Sexually transmitted disease.

by Siddalee February 7, 2003

...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences

A suffix to be appended to the end of exceptionally important requests, often followed by the flashing, curbing, or teabagging of the receipient of the request.

"Make me a grilled cheese sandwich, dear...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences."
"No! Make your own damn--"
"*FLASH* *CURB* *TEABAG*"

by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003