Gay by the Transitive Property

When man A hooks up with woman B, and woman B has hooked up with many more men than man A has women. Man A has now hooked up with more men than women by the transitive property, and is therefore Gay by the transitive property.

I hooked up with Kara, who has been with 150 men, now I am Gay by the Transitive property,

by Sable5CrossesPotentOr December 20, 2008

Transitive Property

1. If A=B, and B=C, then A=C. Used in Geometry.

2. If Person A hooks up with Person B, and Person B hooks up with person C, person A has hooked up with person C. This property is hated by most high school/college age persons.

3. Definition 2, as a verb. To hook up with someone by the transitive property.

1. Angle XYZ is congruent to angle BAC by the transitive property.

2. I got with Dana yesterday, she got with Joe the day before... Now I've hooked up with Joe by the transitive property... damn.

3. We all unknowingly pulled a massive transitive property by hooking up with Julie.

by Sable5CrossesPotentOr December 20, 2008

Transitive Fail

In many ways like a chain fail, but which tends to propagate down a line like a domino effect. That is, if when A fails then B fails, and when B fails then C fails, then if A fails, C fails.

Because Adam didn't fill the car up with gas, his girlfriend, Becka couldn't get to work on time. Because Becka couldn't get to work, she could not add the sales figures to Craig's presentation. Because Craig did not have the sales figures, the client fired Craig. Craig, in turn, reported Becka's habitual tardiness to management, which got her fired. Because she was fired due to Adam's lack of forethought, she subsequently dumped him.

Since when Adam failed, Becka failed; and when Becka failed, Craig failed, Adam created a transitive fail.

by BANZ111 October 4, 2011

Transitive Property of Ownership

The equation that shows the moment in which a suburb changes to the "inner city"

Drive-by + Suburb = Inner city

There was a drive-by in the Fryelands last night? When did this place become such a hood? Well according to the Transitive Property of Ownership last night changed everything

by Almighty Reptar June 10, 2013

Transitive Property

If you watch porn with a man and a woman, you share gender with 50% of what's going on in there. You're 50% gay. Obviously if you share 100% of the gender in the porno that's 100% gay. Now you might be thinking if you watch porn with two people of the opposite gender then you're at 0%, but what they are doing is gay which means you're watching gay porn. Watching GAY porn is in fact, GAY. Now, if you were to watch porn between someone of the opposite gender and a transvestite, half man half woman, then you share only 25% of what's going on in that porno which means you are 75% less gay. That's the transitive property

I'm straighter than you and I can prove it using the transitive property

by Dirty Lurch June 9, 2023

transitive rape

When person A elects to rape person B, only to change his/her mind as they begin and to be subsequently raped by person B. The process can repeat.

I was going to rape her, but then I chickened out and she pulled a transitive rape back on me.

by Efram Birkelstein April 12, 2008

Law of Transitive Perversion

If you have relations with a person, the combined total of pervasiveness is greater than twice the rate of a solitary member. If you have relations with a person, the combined total of pervasiveness is greater than twice the rate of either solitary member.

Person 1 attempts to have sex with Person 2. Person 1 says that Person 2 is perverted, thus, Person 1 is misguided and is clearly the more perverted.

by Hugh Jorgan November 17, 2003