tarfuckshlitz

The simple combination of a Retard piece of fucking shlitz. MAny of these tarfuckslhitz exist in modern day society. Beware of the virus they spread though, tarfuckshlitz is the only existing disease that can penetrate any mind; This sucks more cock than elton john....This can be associated with my sibling andrew. This species will kill any intelligence known to mankind. Eliminate tarfuckshlitz, it is our only hope. It is very versatile and can be used as a noun, verb, adjective and interjection.

Ex:
Noun: That little tarfuckshlitz is dead
Verb: Dude I just tarfuckshlitzed the toilet badly.
Adjective: That tarfuckshlitzing pedophile is wanted for murder.
Interjection: Jesus Fuckin Christ! Holy TARFUCKSHLITZ!

Christ, this is the worst case of tarfuckshlitz ive seen yet, you are officially a dipshit fucking moronic retarded bitch.

by Dr. Schpielgman Tarfuckshiltz July 5, 2006

Traffuck

When you can't get somewhere because the traffic is horrible.

"Sorry I'll be late for poker, dude, I'm in horrible traffuck."

by GooGuyGooGuy September 8, 2013

Traffucked

To be delayed due to a high volume of traffic.

Dude, we would have been here right on time, but we got traffucked.

by XC Jay April 11, 2008

tramfucked

to be hit by a tram.. as odd as it sounds, it can also mean to be fucked really hard sexually or fucked badly physically.

dude- wow he tramfucked her.
her- oh my god its like numb I was tramfucked so hard.

or

wow we tramfucked that team 77 to 21, ouch.

by J-4$yTH April 14, 2009

traffuck

noun - what goes through one's mind upon entering traffic; how humanity really feels about traffic... the word "traffic" just does NOT suffice

"I apologize for being late... I got stuck in traffuck."

Or one might utter to him/herself suddenly while driving on their own to work, "OH TRAFFUCK!!"

by Traffuckfeldt October 22, 2009

teafuck

Something that gives you an overwhelming feeling of blankness that all you can respond with is teafuck

Cody: Bro I lost all of our diamonds in the lava
Mig: Thats teafuck

by Money Mig July 25, 2019

Traffucked

Stuck in really bad traffic

"Man, I've been traffucked for the last one hour. Nothing's moving here, it's like a parking lot."

by BombayAddict January 8, 2009