Trader Joes

The most sexiest store in the world. Those free samples make me hard. If heaven was a place it would be Trader Joes

Timmy: Hey Miranda... my parents aren't home wanna do something fun

Miranda: Yeah lets go to Trader Joes
Timmy: Yes

by Colorful_Crans December 18, 2019

Trader Joe's

A grocery store that deals in mostly organic food. Lots of white people. Everywhere.

I went to Trader Joe's and was swept up in a crowd of whiteness.

by matchflame July 28, 2004

Trader JoeHoe

Someone who goes to Trader Joe's excessively and/or someone who exclusively uses all of their many fine food products. A Trader Joe's whore.

They are such Trader JoeHoes. They'll eat anything and everything in that store. Last week they went to TJ's twice because they had to get more "Yogurt Dill Papadums" and "Tofutti Hooray Frozen Sugar Free Soy Bars"!

by hidekoeng December 14, 2008

Trader Joe's

A unique grocery store with wonderful products from around the world with outstanding prices and customer service.

by R.W.P. September 23, 2003

Trader Joe's

One of the coolest grocery stores in existence -- home of two buck chuck, the Pound Plus chocolate bar, and some of the most creative TV dinners in the known universe.

by Brian X July 9, 2003

trader joes

a food store that offers a fine variety of foods to many people. the staff are generally funny people. every product they offer has been tested for quality, and they make sure that their products are good in every way. they also do not sell "third party" foods, every thing is grown/harvested/made by them.

Trader Joes pomegranate juice is the shit

by sean arsefaceLOL May 26, 2008

Trader Hoe

An individual that has an unhealthy obsession with Trader Joe's.

Brook went to Trader Joe's four times this week, she's been a real trader hoe.

Sarah is a trader hoe, she only shops at Trader Joe's.

by traderhoe February 9, 2021