TP

In New York Shit Means Think Positive

Some Fem: **Shows Me My Ex New Girl**
Bria: Shes Deadass Chopped TP Tho...

by briaaadtn March 21, 2020

TP

TP is short for Toilet Paper. Those of you who are fans of Beavis and Butthead should know this. Incase you ever wondered what the hell Beavis aka Cornholio was talking about.

Cornholio: ''I need TP, TP for my bunghole!''

by Nathan Ganley July 20, 2003

tp

"too personal" or stop talking. Basically like your doing too much.

"I met her at a bar. And then I took her home and-"

"Bro, tp. We ain't need to know all that"

by su.lvy May 27, 2023

TP

A form of vandalism where the vandals put toilet paper all over the victim's house.

I TPed my bitch science teacher's house last night. I also put my dog's crap in her mailbox and egged the door and windows.

by Ftkdb Rdyro July 5, 2003

TP

Think Positive

Ty: “ She broke up with me bro”
Pi: “ Tp bro Tp”

by Cwaffe November 24, 2017

TP

1. toilet paper

2. to festoon the trees and shrubs of a residential yard with toilet paper

Did you little punks TP my yard?

by Light Joker April 8, 2006

TPS

A report made famous in Office Space. One must remember to put a cover sheet on all TPS reports as per the latest memo.

Ummm...yeah....i'm going to need you to go ahead and put cover sheets on all your TPS reports.

by Skeeve February 7, 2006