The stupid trusted platform module thing that Windows 11 enforces in it's system requirements. Apparently it gives security.
Guy 1: have you heard about windows 11?
Guy 2: cant install it, it says i need tpm 2.0
Microsoft: ha what a noob u dont have security
Guy 2: cant install it, it says i need tpm 2.0
Microsoft: ha what a noob u dont have security
by you do not know this number 69 September 05, 2021
Acronym for Tire Pressure Monitoring System
a system that measures a difference in tire rotation and tells you that a tire could be low or high in air pressure.
a system that measures a difference in tire rotation and tells you that a tire could be low or high in air pressure.
by bluehuffy October 27, 2008
Trusted Platform Module (TPM) is a chip on a computer board or in a notebook that is commonly made by Infineon and is used to make the computer Trusted Computer Group compliant! The small chip holds data encryption keys that are said to be used for computer security... Although many believe otherwise!
The commonly accepted use of it is Digital Rights Management (DRM) and it is used to give content providers administrator rights to your file system similar to the way a rootkit trojan does!
In it's development, TPM had also been known as Palladium and "Fritz chip" but they rename it everytime it recieves negative press reviews so when people buy a product that contains TPM, it's just more technical jargon on the box that no one knows about!
TPM has been in ibm thinkpads for a long time now and it is in apple computers aswell as many others! The consortium that makes up the Trusted Group consists of most large companies in the computer industry, including microsoft and intel...
The "public key" inside the tpm can also be used to uniquely identify a computer (much like intels failed cpu id scheme from years ago) and this is seen by many as Big Brother inside of the computer tracking and snooping on everything you do! Like the pentium2 id feature, this can be disabled in computers that have it today since the feature is gaining acceptance so slowly, it is relatively useless! Yet legislation has already been drafted to make it a crime to either manufacture, possess or use a non-compliant computer with no TPM!
The commonly accepted use of it is Digital Rights Management (DRM) and it is used to give content providers administrator rights to your file system similar to the way a rootkit trojan does!
In it's development, TPM had also been known as Palladium and "Fritz chip" but they rename it everytime it recieves negative press reviews so when people buy a product that contains TPM, it's just more technical jargon on the box that no one knows about!
TPM has been in ibm thinkpads for a long time now and it is in apple computers aswell as many others! The consortium that makes up the Trusted Group consists of most large companies in the computer industry, including microsoft and intel...
The "public key" inside the tpm can also be used to uniquely identify a computer (much like intels failed cpu id scheme from years ago) and this is seen by many as Big Brother inside of the computer tracking and snooping on everything you do! Like the pentium2 id feature, this can be disabled in computers that have it today since the feature is gaining acceptance so slowly, it is relatively useless! Yet legislation has already been drafted to make it a crime to either manufacture, possess or use a non-compliant computer with no TPM!
"My computer is so awesome it does everything! It even has TPM security!"
A skeptical onlooker asks: "If TPM is such great security, how did some teenagers on the web crack it to allow OSX to install on any computer after apple used it for protection?"
Here come the apple lawyers... "OK pal, that's DMCA violation! You're going to jail."
A skeptical onlooker asks: "If TPM is such great security, how did some teenagers on the web crack it to allow OSX to install on any computer after apple used it for protection?"
Here come the apple lawyers... "OK pal, that's DMCA violation! You're going to jail."
by LZW2006 April 26, 2006
Talking Points Memo
1. A term used primarily by political pundits to focus and direct debate and/or media spin on a particular topic.
2. A progressive internet Blog popular with grassroots political organizing efforts.
1. A term used primarily by political pundits to focus and direct debate and/or media spin on a particular topic.
2. A progressive internet Blog popular with grassroots political organizing efforts.
President Bush was given a TPM by Karl Rove, also known as "Bush' Brain".
"Did you read TPM regarding the latest lies from the Administration?"
"Did you read TPM regarding the latest lies from the Administration?"
by HopeSpringsATurtle June 20, 2006
by LadyNiteRyder June 14, 2018
His TPMs last night were over 100 and I came in 35 seconds.
Your TPMs are too low, mami likes it rough
Your TPMs are too low, mami likes it rough
by Ari8k11 March 07, 2021