Trump Tower reach around

When you have a cult-like following towards someone who continuously rips you off. You are so blinded that you do not realize they are ripping you off

I was so infatuated with him I did not realize he was stealing money out of my pocket you could say he was giving me a Trump Tower reach around

by Crankjob February 4, 2017

Trump Tower

A 400 meter glass building in Chicago full of boats and hoes.

Alex: Wanna go to the Trump Tower?
Marty: Yes, sure.
Alex: SICK!!! Let's go hang with dem boats and hoes!

by Italia Marzioli October 22, 2016

boney meat-tower

Name for a penis

All around general insult

Used when describing canned salmon

"Ey yo girl you wanna climb up on my boney-meat tower?"

"Yo I won that Jenga game fair and square you boney meat-tower"

by GeneralSam123 November 15, 2016

Reinforced Eiffel Tower

An Eiffel Tower which contains a second female layer. The primary purpose of the Reinforced Eiffel Tower is to give both gentlemen access to the pink, the stink & the drink at the same time. Unlike a typical Eiffel Tower, no Lazy Susan is required when participants want to change orifi.

Sean insisted we grab a second slag to form a Reinforced Eiffel Tower. He said he'd feel better if we each had our own quim, ringpiece & cock holder at all times.

by 960xxx August 3, 2015

tilted towers

Basically death

I went to tilted towers and died

by Jaketherakewithapinsteadofk February 8, 2018

Towel Floss

When you take a towel and hold on to each end. Putting the towel in between your legs and moving it to the front and back (like you are flossing your teeth, but instead its your balls/crotch)

My balls were dripping wet after a shower so I towel flossed them.

by Harry Cockalitious March 14, 2010

bowel towels

Toilet paper.

Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.

by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009