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Tourettic

What people with Tourettes Syndrome call themselves
Yeah, I'm a tourettic. No, I don't swear all the time; that's only about 10% of us, do some fucking research my guy
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Tourette's

1)
Also called Tourette's Syndrome or simply TS.

Tourette's is an inherited neurological disorder with onset in childhood, characterised by the presence of multiple physical tics and at least one vocal tic.

Tics are movements or sounds "that occur intermittently and unpredictably out of a background of normal motor activity",(TS Classification Study Group, 1993) having the appearance of "normal behaviors gone wrong." (DeWolfe, 2006)

2)
The word Tourette's can also be used as a prefix to describe an item bought in a shop where one has been served by an individual with Tourette's. This person having had particularly a verbal tic whilst serving you.

REFERENCES:
Dure LS 4th, DeWolfe J. Treatment of tics. Adv Neurol. 2006;99:191-96.

The Tourette Syndrome Classification Study Group. Definitions and classification of tic disorders. Arch Neurol. 1993 Oct;50(10):1013–16.
1)
Johnny walks around in town pretending to have Tourette's. It's funny to see people's reactions when some random man screams obscenities for no apparent reason. He makes us all laugh.

2)
Are we wearing heels tonight and getting a taxi into town instead of walking? 'Cause I was thinking of wearing my Tourette's shoes.
by Jena T October 30, 2007
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tourette

Noun; A person who gets really high on good drugs all the time and is constantly in danger of demodding himself.
"Why are you demodding yourself?"
"I'm pulling a tourette".
by unleasher June 2, 2008
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Tourette's Texting (Texting Tourette's)

When someone is texting another and put unnecessary caps, symbols and misspelled words in their message. Mostly done by mistake or by the antics of a faulty phone
Mandy : aRE you going3 with MaRK to the Met's GAMe ?

Lou : Another example of Mandy's "Tourette's Texting (Texting Tourette's)"
by quest224 March 11, 2011
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Meeting Tourettes

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.
Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off
by Teraknor January 27, 2014
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Sneezing Tourettes

The shouting of expletives or profanity whilst sneezing.
My mom grounded me after I shouted "fuck" while I sneezed; she just doesn't know what it's like to have sneezing tourettes.
by ASUcrew January 29, 2012
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Morning Tourette's

The pucker-inducing condition experienced when you wake up realizing you are incredibly late for some kind of morning appointment i.e. your job, picking up your kids, feeding the homeless, etc. Symptoms include swearing or cursing in sharp, staccato bursts fuck fuck fuck and promising God you will never drink again.
Josh woke up, realized he was an hour late for work and suffered an extreme case of Morning Tourette's that woke up the nun he'd hooked up with the night before.
by geodave December 21, 2013
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