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ass toupe

one who an ass as a toupe, or a jackass
what an ass toupe!
that ass toupe across the street won't let me use his scissors.
by shferdiggity,falligitty October 20, 2006
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number-toupe'

during a sexual experience,when one defecates upon another's bald scalp, creating the illusion of a prefessionally purchased toupe'
His number-toupe' looked better than if he used rogaine.
by ryan daugherty December 20, 2007
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Tucan Toupe

The Life and Slow Times of Tucan Toupe
by Chud Pudster October 31, 2025
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Meeting Tourettes

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.
Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off
by Teraknor January 27, 2014
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torpedobeats

Used by the Youtuber atsf in their World of warships videos. Torpedobeats take the Eurobeats used in certain animes when someone is drifting and apply it to dodging torpedo spreads from enemy players.
Wows player 1: I had some really good torpedobeats earlier

other person: how so?
Wows player 1: I dodged 3 full spreads of torpedos from a fubuki while I was fighting them in my Atago
Other person: Noice. wtf does that mean.
Wows player 1: its an injoke in Wows.
by a random weeb May 23, 2016
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Sneezing Tourettes

The shouting of expletives or profanity whilst sneezing.
My mom grounded me after I shouted "fuck" while I sneezed; she just doesn't know what it's like to have sneezing tourettes.
by ASUcrew January 29, 2012
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Liberal Tourette Syndrome

They tendency of liberals to engage in political debate by using foul language, very often a string of foul words in place of content. .
I tried to chat with an online liberal, but he only responded by calling me a series of gutter names. Must have Liberal Tourette Syndrome.
by Larry Horist August 19, 2014
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