wayne toups

Bruh da dude make da best Zydeco and Swamp Pop on earth. He be tearin up dat accordion like aint no one never did.

Oh Louisiana some kinda some kinda hold on me,
like cypress stumps your roots have planted deep inside of me,
Oh Louisiana your world is sane to me,
Cajun Blood like the river flood is why I'm runnin free

by Rodney Billiot September 2, 2005

The Salty Toupe

When two middle aged,homosexual men have sex and one of them stands up before ejaculating and ejaculates onto the other man's bald spot on his head.

Joe did The Salty Toupe onto Kevin's head,his semen was really salty.

by Waffledragon155 August 22, 2012

arabian toupe

when u r taking it up the ass u shit on the other persons weener so there weenner head resembles a head with a toupe on

'my uncle raped me up the but'ses jimmy 'aww man u shoulda give that fucker an arabian toupe that will teach him' replys phillep

by mr arabian February 27, 2009

ass toupe

one who an ass as a toupe, or a jackass

what an ass toupe!
that ass toupe across the street won't let me use his scissors.

by shferdiggity,falligitty October 20, 2006

Toupee

just another phrase for blowjob like top, fellatio, getting head or what that mouth do.

"I only fuck with bitches for their toupee (their top, nigga)" - Rich Homie Quan from the song "Flex"

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo September 28, 2015

Toupee

A mysterious, furry mammal that resides on the heads of aging, bald men.

Should there be an accent somewhere in toupee? I think so.

by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005

toupee

When you are fucking a girl from behind, grab an electric hair trimmer to remove a square inch patch on the back of her head. Once you've reached climax, bust your load onto the hairless patch and glue the hair back on.

Mike - "I got fucking shitfaced and accidentally gave my girlfriend the toupee"

Joe - "Dude I toupeed the piss out of this chick at a party the other night"

by desmadroso August 27, 2008