Tootpaste

We’ve graduated from the Shart of the early aughts. This is a cleaner and more evolved term for the accidental poopy in the pants.

And in the early hours of my hangover I did a small push and accidentally made tootpaste. I sleep in the nude so this was inconvenient. I made tootpaste.

by Everybodyfled March 10, 2022

Torspate

To lunge at a target and quickly coil around it, with the intent to restrain or suffocate—typically in the manner of a serpent.

“The python torspated its prey with precision.”

by SasukeFireball August 7, 2025