Tortuga head ache

the act of using a native Caribbean mans shoe or sandal as a funnel/filter for a mixture of sweat ,ass, piss and rum.

collage bro: "why are you in the hospital bra its still spring break".
crippled suffering collage bro: "i got a Tortuga head ache bra".
Florida doctor dude:" gnarly bra" .

by nessy gen 3 January 10, 2018

dry tortuga

When your girl's laying on her back but isn't in the mood and won't let you past the shell.

I took her out for dinner and drinks, but when we got back she was a dry tortuga.

by midgetmugger December 7, 2017

Isla Tortuga

A small Central American island known for its abundance of Tortilla Trees, which grow both flour and corn fruit that is flattened into tortillas. In English, the name translates to “Tortilla Island.”

Holy shit! Nothing tastes better than a tortilla picked fresh from the tree on Isla Tortuga!

by Grand Mayor of Isla Tortuga April 24, 2023

Tortuga

A mythical male animal - boyfriend of the female Tortugita - and king of the drug underworld.

Tortuga's gonna fuck you up.

by Stinky223 September 19, 2018

tortuga blanca

white turtle in Spanish. Originated in Vancouver.

Estop being a tortuga blanca!

by Flower in japanese May 4, 2011

Tortuga Tickle

Using your robotic 2nd thumb to make a one-handed awkward turtle sign in order to simultaneously rub the taint and the clit while finger-banging your girl.

She's never cum so hard as she did after I got her with the Tortuga Tickle.

by PicklesMD September 8, 2017

Tortuga

My first car

Tortuga went for a ride

by Brow eye bandit October 9, 2020