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squidward tortellini

When it was the episode on SpongeBob Square Pants, when Patrick, SpongeBob, and Squidward were in a snail race. When Squidward grabbed the trophy it was Patrick who won.
"The first place snail racing cup presented to Squidward TORTELLINI!!!
by Spooky Jim Christmas December 31, 2016
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alaskan tortellini

it is when you jizz in a condom tie it in a knot and then freeze it. And then you throw it at some one.
Alejandro enjoys making alaskan tortellini with his mom.
by mikeydingo November 21, 2009
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Tortellini dick

When you have three or more men stuck their needle dicks inside of your chode and the nut shot burns through your cock.
Jerry: "Damn did you here that Scott had a tortellini dick last night?"
Jim: "Yeah I heard the nut got stuck in his urethra!"

Jerry: "Holy hell!!"
by NightmareFuel13 January 15, 2019
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Tortellini Transition

When one is fucking and decides to change the holes, the period in between fucking each hole is called a tortellini transition.
Aye I was fucking Mary the other day and she sharted during the tortellini transition.
by DeadassMan January 18, 2017
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Kameran tortellini

“Who’s the best gf ever?”
Kameran tortellini duhhh”
by The best girlfriend ever<3 August 4, 2021
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Chupa my tortellini

A generalized sexual inuendo
by Ddawg747 October 30, 2020
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Tortellini-ass bitch

Stfu you tortellini-ass bitch
by BIGG D February 4, 2022
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