The Fatest J you've ever seen.
That Torpedo fucked us up.
by DJ FOURWAY June 11, 2006
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Drug slang -- A regional street term for crack and marijuana, presumably used together.
Military -- A self-propelled explosive projectile weapon, launched above or below the water surface, propelled underwater toward a target, and designed to detonate on contact with, or in proximity to, a target, usually understood to be a ship.
Neuropathology -- A focal fusiform swelling of the axons of Purkinje cells, located in the first portion of the axis cylinder prior to the origin of collateral branches, often accompanied by swollen dendritic ramifications and patchy displacement of Purkinje cells, a typical pathologic finding in olivopontocerebellar atrophy of the granular layer of the cerebellum.
Drug slang: 'God know the torpedo you are into.'
Military: 'In World War II the Kriegsmarine used torpedoes 21 inches in diameter (533mm) and 7.16 meters long.'
Neuropathology: (a thing in the brain.)
by a MP August 1, 2020
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An uncircumcised dick that is long but not thick.
Get rid of your torpedo and go get a head.
by Isaak D November 21, 2008
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Verb: when a woman KNOWINGLY rubs her breast(s)against a male "accidentally" for effect. A form of flirtation or teasing that can be explained away as a mistake if needed. Often done "innocently" on dates when you like him.
"If you Torpedo Derek there's no way he'll be able to ignore you any longer."
by Humble1 April 6, 2009
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Torpedo, noun: When smoking a joint or blunt, the smoker leaves an inch or more of the joint or blunt to constitute a torpedo, otherwise they're just roaches.
"Hey bro, got any weed?"
"I have about 4 torpedoes and 6 roaches in my ash tray."
by wolftone1916 October 3, 2013
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A half-handle, or about 750mL, of alcohol, usually vodka.
I have a black cherry torpedo in my room waiting to be drunk.
by claudiu April 12, 2007
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A nickname for a girl who has extremly big boobs! The girl will most likely not like this nickname, but its for a good reason. Then again, on a rare occasion, the girl might like it, so give it a try!
Guy: hey look at that chick, she's got a nice rack!
Guy#2: DAMN! Her nickname is Torpedo dude!

( Guy#2 goes over by the girl )

Guy#2: hey Torpedo! Nice to meet ya!
Girl: What did you call me?
Guy: Torpedo, ya know.... you got reAlly big tits!
Girl: i know i do, but you dont need to give me a nickname like that!
by Shelberzzzzzzo February 21, 2010
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