When a woman puts a dildo in her pussy, then pushes it out with enough force so that it shoots out her vagina, like a torpedo.
John: Did you see the torpedo during the stripper show?
Rich: Yea, the guy that caught it got some pussy juice on him too.
John: It was probably piss...
by CTMD May 4, 2010
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1) n. The tips of one's fingers after wiping, but prior to washing. IE Your fingers when they have shit on them.

2) n. A game involving sticking your shit covered finger tips in someone's face.
1) Upon picking my nose, I realized I forgot to wash my torpedoes. Damn...

2) I stuck my fingers in my friend's mouth and shouted, "Torpedoes!" and ran away. He soon caught me and beat the shit out of me...
by Captain Sex Offendor September 16, 2006
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torpedo
(n).

1. This term is best described when a subject is being viewed by a person or persons from afar. The subject at a distance looks to be attractive, but as subject comes within closer proximity of the person or persons viewing the subject, the phase of what appeared attractive no long applies.
2. When objects or people look beautiful from far away, but dangerous or ugly up close.
d00d, no, she's a torpedo.
by TensePenguin July 30, 2009
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A guy that behaves like a total asshole on behalf of a friend that wants to improve his chances to pick up a girl. While the friend chit chats with the girl, the guy suddenly bust into the scene like a random stranger. He talks a lot of non-sense and harass the couple before he retreats; for a moment he literally "torpedo" the scene. After having faced a complete moron, the girl now improve her estimation of the friend.
Hey Ashley, can you be my torpedo tonight?

Sure bro, I'd be totally wild and crazy!

Man! Last night John was the best torpedo ever. I owe him a creampie.
by e-ladden April 9, 2011
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when you place a dildo all the way into a vagina and karate chop it so it flies out just like a torpedo would.
" Holy shit! that torpedo just went through your window. "
by Mista-Sprinkles June 21, 2007
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A mischevious Shweiny (Shih Tzu and Weiner dog) with a teddy bear face who is curious, steals small cosmetics, is known to eat packages of chewing gum and is as fast a bullet. Missing household items are frequently found in his hiding places. Prefers women with large breatst. Uses his manipulative charms to get pieces of chicken and cheese. Surgically removes the squeeker from his toys. Pet parents have now gone green and provide him with beer bottle caps and wine corks as toys.
"Where are my underwear? Torpedo!"
by Her Hotness October 17, 2013
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Slang for a 40oz bottle of beer. Reffers to its similarity in shape to a torpedo.
Can a brother get a buck for a torpedo Dogg?
by Craig October 29, 2002
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