by ELOHmoneySTACKz April 30, 2011
Rob: I slipped her a digit in the corn hole and found a torpedo.
John: That's disgusting...
Rob: Yeah, and the worse bit is that I got some stuck under my finger nail...
John: That's disgusting...
Rob: Yeah, and the worse bit is that I got some stuck under my finger nail...
by Torpedo_hunter May 31, 2010
The accidental insertion of the erect Penis into a Woman's anus during regular vaginal intercourse. This is unplanned entry without pre lube or forewarning. Often ends in a slap in the face or surprise orgasm. Usually pain
I was banging that bird and I totally torpedoed her, turns out she had piles and didn't like it up the shitter
by Torpedoed August 31, 2014
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