tonnage

the combined weight of every individual youve slept with.

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by daniel. August 21, 2005

Bangin' Toonage

Really proper loud and good music. Usually chav-ed out dance music which they listen to and think they're cool in their ford fiesta's with body kits.

1) Turn up that bangin' toonage, white boy.
2) Turn up that bangin' toonage, brown boy.

by Matthew "The Other Guy" Walker October 20, 2005

toonage

a good tune, or a good track, possibly British

"Oi mate, that's some major toonage booming out of yer speakers!"

by enigmatiq June 6, 2015

tornader

Alabaman for tornado.

also shortened form "nader"

Any large swirling mass of air in the state of Alabama.

We better take shelter there's a tornader uh comin' thru the trailer park!.

by thejewcanoe August 10, 2015

Bret Turnage

A Bret Turnage is the most hilarious person in the world. He is the life of any party. He does anything to help his friends and is amazing in bed. Seriously, his penis is AMAZING. And he knows how to treat his girl, and make her feel like a queen. You are very lucky if you have come in contact with a Bret Turnage.

OMG Look! It's a Bret Turnage!

by iamsoawesome123 November 5, 2011

tonage

ones ability/ presence of having toned muscle. Usually used as a compliment, it is a cool word.

Wow, look at the tonage in her thighs!

by a-r-y August 12, 2011

Lonage Tonage

Same thing as ownage and pwnage. It means that you defeated someone really badly in a video game or that you are really good.

We are a Lonage Tonage clan.
Elvemage was a Lonage Tonage pker until he got banned.

by Andrew Gower January 22, 2008