tored 

a "jack of all trades" verbal mutant, it can be a noun, verb or an adjective.

refers to anything in it's most extreme form (either good or bad), or anything toxic (i.e. a cigarette, beer or drugs). it can even be an exclamation.

Did you see Greg just puke?
Yeah...Tored.

I'm going to the bar. Anybody need a tored?

Did you see that hot piece of ass? She was tored.

Did you see that beast of a women? She was tored.

Tored!

tored by Bart February 18, 2004

Tored 

Stands for tired and bored

How are you feeling after that maths lesson today? Tored outta my Mind.

Tored by Daisysnaps December 11, 2016

Tored 

T-OR-eD

When you're tired and bored at the same time.

"Oh my god I'm so tored"

Tored by ILOVEPALAYEROYALE747 February 12, 2019

tored 

tired and bored

maneeee i’m tored

tored by areeya November 15, 2022

Toledo Raspberry

When one sex partner cums in the anus of the other participant. Then that person spreads his/her ass cheeks and proceeds to spray fart a combination of poo and semen in the ejaculators face.

"Damn Tony, that was the best Toledo raspberry. It looks like I have freckles"

Toledo Raspberry by Don Keedic April 27, 2014

I'm Tired

What you say when your barely getting through life but don't trust anyone to let them know. Life's kinda shitty but nobody really cares so you always say "I'm tired" that way your not lying but you're also not going into your life problems, and the fact you're about to have a break down.

"Hey, how you doing today? You look kinda down you doing okay?" "Yeah I'm fine, just been a long day so I'm tired that's all."

I'm Tired by Ucover149 April 19, 2018

I'm Tired

Look, we both know you're only here reading this definition because you have googled it. And you only googled it because you are staying up for something or are unable to sleep but the only thought that can go through your mind is "I'm Tired" because you are. You are tired, and you are therefor the living definition of tired. Congratulations! May you find peaceful sleep soon.

Oh jeez, I'm tired. I should really sleep to fix this problem, but I'm going to google I'm Tired instead.

I'm Tired by The Tired One December 27, 2017